>Buncha Commies Corner: Barista National Liberation Front seizes control of South American country, forces everyone to drink delicious organic coffee

>Today the Barista National Liberation Front seized power in a South American country that doesn’t exist.

Comandante Juan Valdez has been appointed interim president. His donkey will be ambassador to Moscow. All Starbucks outlets will be nationalized and renamed the “People’s Coffee Collective.”

Julian Assange denies everything.

Pictured above: BSLN guerrillas launch final assault against capital’s trendiest “bourgeois” coffee house.

One response to “>Buncha Commies Corner: Barista National Liberation Front seizes control of South American country, forces everyone to drink delicious organic coffee

  1. Perilous Times December 7, 2010 at 1:26 pm

    >Now and again we try to lighten up the rather somber mood at this blog with some (vain?) attempts at humor.Obviously, some people just don't get it.Cheers,PT

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